Phone Demotivational Poster
TXT MSG -
BITTER ON TWITTER - Tweet, Tweet
NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...
WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
SMART PHONE DRAWBACK - But there me be an "ap" for that.
"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.
GUN PHONE - May Not Have Apps... But I Still Want It
TALKING DIRTY -
WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.
LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.
THERE IS AN APP FOR DYING - Introducing The New iCoffin
SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child
4TH WALL - you're doing it wrong!
WHAT?? - I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.
WAITING... - Me is here, how come you no call?
MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call
I-PHONE TO I-PAD - Here's your free upgrade.
PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti
$30 VS $300 -
einstein and political correctedness -
OOOPS, WRONG NUMBER -
APPLE - This release was unexpected. R.I.P. Steve
IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web
FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.
MARKETING CHALLENGE -
RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.
DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...
THE FREEDOM TO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE -
HERE WE GO AGAIN - I hate prank calls from imaginary people ...
QUICK - Somebody phone the police!
HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.
PHONE PISTOL - Introducing The Glockia A must for any gangsta wishing to keep in touch
EARPHONE - You're Doing It Wrong...
FATHERLY ADVICE -
Brave New World -
iPhone 6 -
second place is a set of steak knives -
COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY -
I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...
IPHONE - You're doing it wrong
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!
yes, i have a question.... -
CELL PHONES -
WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!
STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..
CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.
MODERN PATRIOTISM - On my browser, I will do my best, to do my duty, to Steve Jobs and my preferred smartphone…
CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!
Doc Called -
OH THE EMBARRASSMENT -
IPOD TOUCH - Just like the iPhone, but you can't make calls. No, wait, it's exactly like the iPhone.
MOBILE PHONE - The little thing that turns your favorite melody into the most annoying one
TIN CELL PHONES -
FACIAL CONSTIPATION - YEAH, CELL PHONE INTERNET WILL DO THAT TO YOU.
ATENTION - Support, Good morning, Alf is talking
THE LAST WORD -
Amish Mafia -
Blonde Moment #2 -
My Phone -
MOM'S ATTENTION - is never so wanted then when she's on the phone
CELLPHONE FOR GREYBEARDS -
SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL -
AS WELL AS THE SHOWER -
NUMBER PLEE AZZ -
Playing On Paranoia -
MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered
YOU IDIOT! - Put your drink in the cupholder, it's going to spill if you leave it there.
MOBILE PHONE - it is mobile isn't it?
cellphone contracts -
THE LATEST CELL PHONES - Very Realistic & True To Life
SOMETIMES - you just need someone to listen
SMART PHONES - 5.2 hour talk time?!... On what planet?... Jupiter?
WEB-CAM-O-SAURUS - Ancient behemoth of electronics.
LAWS OF THE WORLD - When going to answer a phone call, as soon as that hand hovers Over the phone it is a guarantee that someone in the next room will pick it up Neglect the call and there’s not a chance anyone will pick it up
HI... - Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
CAR PHONE -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
ACTION FIGURES -
BUZZ! BUZZ! - Cellphones ain't giving bees one.
HARDWARE UPGRADE -
BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....
GUNS - Don't kill people. Long term contracts, and outrageous connection fees kill people.
CELL PHONES - You're doing it wrong.
ROTARY DIAL -
Your iPhone 6 -
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