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Phone Demotivational Poster



TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


TAGS: megaphone
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:30 pm
Ug, you've given me an idea. I'm getting a megaphone next payday :-D
dy2012 - March 31, 2013, 9:02 am
posters like this makes your day complete!:)
forseti - March 23, 2013, 10:27 am
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:07 am
spacedog - March 22, 2013, 10:41 pm
HA! Good poke ughomer.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:43 pm
Uggy, hate to tell ya, but that's my ear horn.

NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...

TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind

WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

SMART PHONE DRAWBACK - But there me be an "ap" for that.

TAGS: red phone
Rating: 4.97/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:23 pm
bad grammar: there's a school for that.

"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.

GUN PHONE - May Not Have Apps... But I Still Want It

TAGS: phone gun funny
Rating: 3.95/5

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pzykosiz - January 19, 2011, 1:22 am
so you want to kill someone? we have an app for that
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:00 am
Is this poster a poor marketing strategy, or just a subtle example of a creative black hole?


TAGS: phone harassment talk
Rating: 4.51/5

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Iconoclast - February 17, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, 50cal, I missed yours. Actually, you had the better picture.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 5:46 am
d*** inflation - the rate per minute has gone up a full $ since 14th january
50cal - February 17, 2011, 12:52 am

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.

TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.88/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm

THERE IS AN APP FOR DYING - Introducing The New iCoffin

SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child

4TH WALL - you're doing it wrong!

TAGS: iphone 4th wall
Rating: 2.83/5

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josh - May 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
OMG this is the best reference ever!

WHAT?? - I can't hear you, there's some damn noisy people here.

TAGS: roller coaster cellphone master
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 2:53 am
This picture has potential.

WAITING... - Me is here, how come you no call?


TAGS: cellphone pile
Rating: 3.83/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 1:21 pm
ill give ya 5's on that

MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call

TAGS: phone boring ex wife
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 25, 2012, 1:36 am
I've an aunt who's like that as well. And once in awhile, I'll get a chatty caller who takes 10+ minutes to make a reservation that could have been done in 2min

I-PHONE TO I-PAD - Here's your free upgrade.

PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti

TAGS: bugatti cell phone river
Rating: 2.1/5

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CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
except there was no bird
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
its from this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJmB1F2mdE... the guy who crashed blamed a low flying bird combined with dropping his cell phone
agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 8:55 pm
Any chance of making the title less connected to the caption?

$30 VS $300 -

einstein and political correctedness -


TAGS: bunny change phone number
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sean - May 7, 2011, 7:24 pm
Pshaw! That cute little imposter ... always moving in on my babes. *sigh*

APPLE - This release was unexpected. R.I.P. Steve

IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web

FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.


RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.

TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!

DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...

TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.


HERE WE GO AGAIN - I hate prank calls from imaginary people ...

TAGS: god calling on cell phone
Rating: 3.78/5

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ipaprime - April 2, 2012, 1:08 am
kant spel fur sheep todey . sorie
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:59 pm
‘Why pit it out’…I do love a Freudian typo…. Nothin’ to sweat here ipa. This poster is either pro or con, depends how you read it….
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
if u dont want people to look it and comment why pit it out?
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Budog - April 1, 2012, 7:11 pm
Well, if they don't like it, they don't have to read it...
mariand - April 1, 2012, 4:27 pm
dude, I told ya... don't get in the trap... there's someone who won't let you get away with this...hahaha
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
if he has a calling plan and on your contact list, how can he be imaginary?
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:39 am
‘Once bitten’, aey Mariand?
mariand - April 1, 2012, 7:58 am
hehehe... dude, watch it... that's a very controversial theme.

QUICK - Somebody phone the police!

TAGS: phone police car
Rating: 3.29/5

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141HP - January 27, 2010, 9:15 pm
Bah - November 7, 2009, 10:15 am
...wish i could read the note on the phone...
LD0ne - September 8, 2009, 4:08 pm
how the heck is that even possible...
Johnney Rockett - March 5, 2009, 12:11 am
I know the cop that did this
fuzz - August 10, 2008, 1:54 am
this is the last time me let officer Kelso do a drug bust
Sean - August 9, 2008, 10:46 pm
Hey, "..." you jerk ... or no, wait. You're right. Sorry. Bye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:26 pm
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:39 am
Why does this seem like something Sean would post... but be ashamed for doing so... ?
Barbrady - June 4, 2008, 3:17 am
f***ing awesome
Vanner - June 3, 2008, 2:03 pm
Hahaha, nice one...

HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.


PHONE PISTOL - Introducing The Glockia A must for any gangsta wishing to keep in touch

TAGS: phone guns
Rating: 3.5/5

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Iconoclast - May 20, 2010, 8:01 pm
And when you get pulled over for doing 80 in a 40 zone, get out of the car waving this phone pistol around and shout "I'm calling my lawyer, Pig"

EARPHONE - You're Doing It Wrong...

TAGS: earphone wrong
Rating: 3.29/5

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Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 12:34 am
At least 'you're' is spelled correctly *sigh*
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 2:57 pm
these 'you're doing it wrong' posters have seriously got to stop. They were funny when they were new, now... meh


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”

Brave New World -

TAGS: brave world iphone
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:54 pm
Too true, unfortunately. Darkly funny, JW! Luv it!!!! 5L!

Technology -

TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L

iPhone 6 -

TAGS: iphone monkey water
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:34 pm
Hope it is digestible, when it goes lobat the monkey is going to eat it. 5Tums

second place is a set of steak knives -

TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.


I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...

IPHONE - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: iphone
Rating: 1.75/5

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TAGS: motorola droid smart phone
Rating: 3.96/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:40 am
HAL 9000 was awesome, but I still wouldn't trust him.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Eat it, Mayans!

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING - I told you "THE MAN!" was cracking DOWN on it! I told you! But you wouldn't listen, would you!

Cellphones -

yes, i have a question.... -

TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

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Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone

WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!


TAGS: earphone volume ignore world
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:05 am
That's The Way I Do It 1970's Let's Go

STEAMPUNK CELLPHONE - Runs on steam, coverage is fine, even floats!! Termites, however, still remain a major problem..

CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.

MODERN PATRIOTISM - On my browser, I will do my best, to do my duty, to Steve Jobs and my preferred smartphone…

TAGS: iphone god scout oath
Rating: 2.85/5

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corbett06 - March 19, 2011, 5:43 pm
is still made in a foreign country


CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!

TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

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Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice

Sweden -

TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er

Doc Called -

TAGS: vintage test results phone girl
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2014, 1:39 pm
Two negatives make a positive though right?
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:52 am
Negative? Again?


TAGS: girl sad cellphone
Rating: 4.94/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:57 pm
HAHA.... I have a flip phone.. his name's Timmy.. and he's my best friend. and of course, that's normal.
M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 4:51 pm
Wow, the truth in this in today's ungrateful children... 5L

IPOD TOUCH - Just like the iPhone, but you can't make calls. No, wait, it's exactly like the iPhone.

TAGS: iphones ipod
Rating: 4.84/5

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ThrillerMan - April 7, 2011, 9:11 pm
XD Sooo true!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:11 am


MOBILE PHONE - The little thing that turns your favorite melody into the most annoying one


TAGS: tin cell phones
Rating: 3.32/5

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Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Hah! I remember those days. My tin phone was cordless! Gawd I was a lonely kid. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:26 pm
There's really no point commenting on a two year old poster with 2 year old comments, neither of these guys is around anymore (thank God)
iBlookinATu - December 21, 2010, 2:18 pm
Wow, Nazi and Scorpio7. Are you guys seriously that dumb? The punchline to the joke and you don't even get it, nor do you understand that it IS the punchline. No wonder the Nazis lost WWII.
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:21 am
Ya... I have to go with a fail on that one... tin phone have no numbers to dial therefore you shouldn't get a wrong number message.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 5:55 am
Just HOW did any "dialing" take place?



ATENTION - Support, Good morning, Alf is talking


Amish Mafia -

TAGS: amish mafia fbi phone ***s
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:28 pm
Count on Ism to give a gal a good 5L giggle when all I really needed was a teeny teehee!

Blonde Moment #2 -

TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.


My Phone -

TAGS: phone filmed documentary
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 9:22 pm
Bin There .
Greeny - December 22, 2013, 1:49 pm
Glow in the dark lint fail

MOM'S ATTENTION - is never so wanted then when she's on the phone

TAGS: mom phone
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - September 10, 2012, 8:43 pm
Yet her attention is demanded when YOU'RE on the phone.


TAGS: phone seniors active 55
Rating: 4.55/5

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Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
I don't even own one.



TAGS: singing brush microphone
Rating: 4.35/5

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trek - April 30, 2012, 11:01 pm
I do this all the time! and to her songs to! lol i
ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:50 pm
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 7:48 pm
I don't think she's singing 5L


Water -

TAGS: smartphone moisture rice
Rating: 4.08/5

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ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:13 am
it is even funnier when the water is in the toliet

Playing On Paranoia -

MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered

TAGS: phone *** dirty calls
Rating: 3.68/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 2:30 pm

nice play

YOU IDIOT! - Put your drink in the cupholder, it's going to spill if you leave it there.

MOBILE PHONE - it is mobile isn't it?

TAGS: phone
Rating: 3.33/5

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cellphone contracts -

THE LATEST CELL PHONES - Very Realistic & True To Life

TAGS: cell phones
Rating: 2/5

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pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:24 pm
Why does the first guys nose turn in to Pacman on the second slide?

SOMETIMES - you just need someone to listen

TAGS: personal phone calls
Rating: 4.81/5

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jameswnash - October 22, 2010, 2:29 am
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:59 am
When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night - A pint of plain is your only man.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
I could go for some of that right now. Draught OR stout.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:43 am
I will be waiting in aggys office...I hear there is guinness on ***.
rerun - October 20, 2010, 7:29 pm

d*** Chompers, at least you got lunch.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 7:16 pm

SMART PHONES - 5.2 hour talk time?!... On what planet?... Jupiter?

TAGS: smartphones smart phones battery dead
Rating: 4.75/5

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TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:46 am
I have the same phone bought the bigger battery and even with all the stuff i run on it, it stays charged all day but i dont do any thing for 5.2 hours. in life or on my phone but maybe if i lived on jupiter i would ;-)
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:39 am
yeah i always thought it was funny that free nights and weekend cost 30 dollars a month lol
CloudchaserS - November 18, 2011, 12:40 am
If truth in advertising worked like it should, advertisers would have to specify under what best case scenario conditions how long something will last.

WEB-CAM-O-SAURUS - Ancient behemoth of electronics.

LAWS OF THE WORLD - When going to answer a phone call, as soon as that hand hovers Over the phone it is a guarantee that someone in the next room will pick it up Neglect the call and there’s not a chance anyone will pick it up

HI... - Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

TAGS: telephone day
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 2:12 am
This still cracks me up.



TAGS: telephone march 10th
Rating: 4.18/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 9:20 am
seeing as you've never even made a single poster, You need to lay off the criticism.
Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:15 am
Please continue to pelt this site with boringly stupid posters, OK?



TAGS: hulk microphone wytch
Rating: 3.64/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 7:26 am
You should see what He-Man does with the Web Cam!
spacedog - August 16, 2011, 9:55 pm
It might be just me, but that Hulk figure appears to be disgusted by his menial role of holding a nerd's microphone.

BUZZ! BUZZ! - Cellphones ain't giving bees one.


BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....

GUNS - Don't kill people. Long term contracts, and outrageous connection fees kill people.

CELL PHONES - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: eye phone
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2014, 6:38 pm
A what dial? Next yer gonna tell us that you used to have to get off your arse to turn the channel on the TV...some people...teehee

Your iPhone 6 -